Guns&Guitars

orgyastic party game

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:37:16 GMT

has become my favorite new combo of words pieced together to make me giggle, well new years im doing a 180
and drinkin twice as much and instead of quiting smoking or whatever ill make it so i do twice as much.

girlfriends bday on saturday no idea what im doing for her but ill i got her a badass camera took me 3 weeks to find and a paycheck to buy..so long nintendo wii hope she likes it or goes ape shit for it

about to get rid of the kittens my mary lou popped out 1 left to whoevers lookin for a lil month old kitty
oh yah bands amazing all ages shows comin up and im getting better musically its beautiful

**And a video from our past shows and well me in kiss booty shorts....enjoy**

Shinfo

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:42:27 GMT

I've been listening to to much "shes an easy lover she'll get ahold of you believe me like no other before you know it you'll be on your knees

well my kitty is preggers again i was gonna get her spayed this week
fucking mary lou shes such a tramp i feel like the father of an unwedd teenager skank

In lake side view news:
played a show two weeks ago i didnt get my bar tab and i got 25 bucks fuck that
playing a show at the E.R in two weeks another 21 and over show i guess its gonna be something
we got a 100 dollar bar tab and if i dont get my drinks im stealing something from there worth that money
oh and recording 3 new songs in acouple of weeks

Worst news everytime i drink now i get headaches so im cutting back

can we say worst day ever

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:50:17 GMT

ONE:lost my phone 350 gone, 65 to pay off the month 175 to cancel it and 350 to buy a new one yah over a grand in less than a month on a cell phone like i have the money for it
TWO:had to take the bus to school late to class fail my test miss the second buys on the way back 2 hours to get home
THREE:my lil kitty is missing yah shes gone,

the list goes on i hope my dad gets murdered i need a new job i owe money now my uncles in jail
first time i ever wanted to do so much drugs i could be in a coma and maybe forget half of this

the only thing keeping me stable is sadie shes really the only alternative to finishing a bottle of patron and passing out
friday was nice.. saturday was good

good luck to matty on his surgery

and hope andy stops getting the wrong girls

holy hell

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:58:30 GMT

i found someone,.. ive almost been single for almost 3 years so lets keep our fingers crossed for this one

a new mission a new vision

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:15:53 GMT

sept was a good month october looks promising we got a new drummer finally with 3 songs down kegger for the last weekend of sept went all out spent 300 bucks on booze filled the keg with new castle nothing less soo ok the brainstorm of the century i was on the phone with andy probably talking about lyrics,fashionshow,guitars,school,hoes, or somethign when he mentions hey

"dood we need to play shows with searchlight,run about the streets forget mccarren and bands like that all except hardcore, and fletch(seeing as their only in it for the money)
and it dawned on us at the same time were gonna make going to shows fun again

-no fights ,-no dancing,-no stuck up hoes-no whos who show

promote going to shows like back when i had fun going to sing along, clap run around the place and have fun with all the kids i dont know
someone falls in the pit and they help em up instead of stompin their face down or going their jsut to be seen

woo

i time to gather stones together

Thu, 07 Sep 2006 05:52:26 GMT

its almost the time of the season when my blood will run high, in this time give it to me easy, and let me try with pleasured hands

woo rain and its supposed to be chill this whole week winters around the corner and im kicking summers ass out the back
bubbles put it best when he said ive never felt so frisky in my life it should be good once the dry death heat is over and all im left with is

whats your name whos your daddy is he rich like me has he taken anytime to show you what you need..to live

updates
+piano classes
+college
+band
+emmy the new guitar player
+my hair growing out
+new new jackets
+new midi soon/grand piano hopefully as wel
+coke this weekend maybe

-giving away the kittens
-havent drank in awhile
-havent smoked and im pissed
(i hope its not do to withdrawls)
-no sex drive
-hatred for women

Some one reminded me how to feel again..

Mon, 21 Aug 2006 05:34:30 GMT

to bad it was hate.. fuck so im at work keepin it real cuz its what i do and notice my cell isnt by the register.. and i dont really seem to mind cuz i was drinkin at the time and acouple mins later im like where the fuck is it i call no sound i call again some douche picks up and im liike.. "yes hello this is my phone who took it, and he paused said hold on came back on and said his lil kid took so casually i might add and im like .. wtf bring me back my phone your fucking kid stole it i want it back now he said he cant return it till 5 like he was doing me a favor so i drank a beer put the empty bottle under the register just looked at the clock waiting for that guy to come i was going to flat out say i hope you die on the way home and your kid turns to drugs and gangs to deal with the death of his fucked shit for brains father and when hed say something in return Bang break a bottle over his head... time passed he didnt come i called and called and theyt turned off the phone luckily i found out who he was and he used credit to payu for his meal so i added a 200 dollar tip to get a new phone and what i hope to god that can only make it better is when he comes in to complain about his bill and he gets that long awaited glass to the face

The songs are up gorgeous

Sun, 13 Aug 2006 00:20:26 GMT

check em out watch the video add it and your purpose in life might be half done

Recording Studio

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 07:24:32 GMT

woo it was pretty fun 2 hours for drums one take mr hogan gets it down wish i could say the same for me maybe like 3 takes a song we mix and master on friday and maybe posts the songs on saturday

Lakeside View

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:24:08 GMT

damn i love band practice start at 3 matt brings me treats and beer drink practice smoke break
than andy and joe show up talk make mom jokes practice for a bit than.................smoke break
afterwards we go to lees i get wine they get beers and food come back practice than smoke break
matt leaves at 7 joe and andy stay we jam some more try to think of new things to play than smoke break
and thats how its been we just play with acoustics outside and i hoked up the keyboard out as well
just finished up at roughly 2:15 mmm good stuff

recording in a week
hardrock(rehab) month
san diego(god willing) five weeks
than tons of practice and more songs

Hormones & Headphones

god damn.

Sat, 29 Jul 2006 09:10:43 GMT

tonight was to much broken car windows broken keys people getting pissed on and a fucking mess in my house of beer al over the floor cleared my head by drinking some beers and bowling and just laying down now listening to bealtes and redwalls looking at my kittens so dull but never introuble blah band practice tomorrow hope all goes well

The Brill Buiding or June the Fraud?

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:02:30 GMT

yah its hard to think of a band name i wish i could decide which one rocks more or sucks the least but at least its complete got the singer and new guitar player they are working great and we have a show in san diego for some fashion show and aids foundation so i cant decide which one makes me laugh harder either way ill drink and have fun forgetting how important playing that show will be we record in two weeks ill link a purevolume or myspace when they are up and the songs are great to drink or make love to

The kittens opened their eyes
but on the down side they are still fat
but on the upside they are fat as hell

ill put pictures up when they stop being lazy and crawl like respectable felines

kittens

Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:00:44 GMT

so my kitten had four kittens two calico and two black ones they are cute im exhausted ive been taking care of her all day doing everything changing the litter box water food putting new blankets bleh but yah its all nice now maybe ill post up pics when they dont look like lil rats

forth of july/cheating ex's/pills/band/too much drinking

Sat, 08 Jul 2006 00:51:20 GMT

damn this month was intense i summed it up by passing out next to ben and a toilet messed up on pills weed and tons of shots but its good to have ben back and away from crazy cheating bitches still in denial about what happend and what supposibly didnt im sure i speak for everyone saying that'll do pig that'll do move on, but yah we need a new singer so everyone if your really my friend on lj find me a singer or quit on life its good to have lacey back and chrisp is having a baby i asked if i could be the godfather he better say yes.

nukkah

Tue, 20 Jun 2006 00:21:31 GMT

damn im in san diego and it blows the weather is nice but fuck 5 hour drives anywhere and waiting ni the car for an extra 3 ive just sat in the hotel room sober watching star wars..fuck

i think we have a girl singer
sweeeeet

Strippers

Sun, 28 May 2006 10:51:26 GMT

damn..i just blew 80 bucks on asian strippers but motley crue was playing in the background

phuck

Sun, 14 May 2006 04:20:19 GMT

ah fuck i threw my voice out what the fuck

daym

Tue, 09 May 2006 00:00:51 GMT

fuck i lost 100 bucks straight into someone elses pocket im going to drink so much whiskey right now till i pass out and forget all about this shit and to whoever did it i hope your parents watch you die and kill themselfs straight after you do and im rthere to laugh and jack off to your disasembled body that would state some importance like being food for magets more than anything im sure your lifes worth finally found some use for your corpse and if i believed in fantesy rthan i hope you go to heaven cuz i dont wsana run into your useless meanless shitfuck you call an existance offended everyone you come in contact with by chosing to live.. welp band practice tomorrow should be good and uh im think im going to aq buy a dodge caliber keep some drugs in it and live life in california

blahda blahda blah

Tue, 02 May 2006 10:32:34 GMT

Damn the new band rules except their all to hot and talented i need to step up and get back in this.. i started making movies on the laptop its really fun and totally hd quilty im thinking of investing in a video camera to really get this going its been a new breath of fresh air new stuff to do new outlook on things i think staying single is what i need for now to much things going on and i havent been living it up or having much control of it

Their maybe hope yet

Tue, 25 Apr 2006 04:34:07 GMT

so i got a email out of nowhere from my old bass player and hes starting up a new band he already has a drummer guitar player and everything i cant wait for this one
im usually a member short in a band but this time the peices should fall together they wanna do a small victory/appleseed cast type thing which meansi can do synth and guitar
and i got my new orange amp head dear baby jesus the sound is amazing i spent 5 grand this week.. i need to settle down but only after i buy this new guitar i found my dream girl
her name is Fender Telecaster thinline.. mmmm

Good Friday

Fri, 14 Apr 2006 21:30:53 GMT

well, today couldnt be better its the death of one god and the birth of another its my birthday today and doing drugs and drinking booze is alright in my book and my books the bible i got my belt buckle bottle opener today i dont have work till sunday and suzzy is coming to spend the day with me if i finish the keg today maybe ill fill it back up as well

20 years thats 20 keg stands
id say 20 shots but id be dead

the only plan i have is to drink enough to have a two day hang over
and come back on easter sunday kinda like a rising from the dead sorta thing

you may think shes just your gal but she may be everyones pal

Thu, 06 Apr 2006 06:16:54 GMT

bens a man today not yet a woman i figured somenoe should hire a clown with a yamaka to punch him in the balls kinda like saying hey.. get used to it your 20 nuffing you can do bout it im close to being a blomming flower and i havent never gotten drunk enough as i should before i know it its giong to be legal and not as fun it wasnt all failure this year i dropped an unwanted complication to my life really dodged a bullet and ill have a car in 3 weeks uh i got a bunch of new stuff and getting paid more at work

Camel Knuckle

Sun, 12 Feb 2006 07:48:18 GMT

Mooseknuckle is funnier than 88 knuckles

found some lines to set the feel of christmas night

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 11:18:47 GMT

:well i dont have time for problems like these..
id get off your back if you got off your knees:

yay ohera and and chrisp
boo all the girls i hate

bonfire kinda rocked i called everyone at 5 so they could get their late and we could drive around for an hour and ahalf and bitches bitchin just topped off how much it rocked not to mention shady hoes and the lesson for the night everytime you ask for kids to pitch in for beer money they say they arnt drinking and dont spare a dime but happen to be the first ones rushing towards the beer if i didnt go their'd be no flashlights.no cooler.starter logs and lighter fluid.wine.rum and beers.. well maybe beer like 2 12 pks of milwakees if someone dished out their savings

i think ill drink on new years

Sun, 25 Dec 2005 00:34:27 GMT

if jesus was born today i should get drugs and alchol but he wasnted to cold out thurr unless mary and joseph are bad parents but i got a kitten in the spirit of giving her names mary lou anna bell smith..not hanna and shes a calico kitten and the bitch is nuts but cute.